Paris Hiltons husband looks like he smells cookies

Could this be another Star Jones/Big Gay Al situation?

Anybody had him?

He looks like goofy to me.

[quote]Paris Hilton Marries Carter Reum in Star-Studded Los Angeles Ceremony

"Star-studded" = Kim Kardashian, Paula Abdul and Kyle Richards.

Gay as a goose if you ask me!!!! And I know one when I see one!!!!!

The “smells cookies” thing on this website is so cringeworthy and overplayed. It wasn’t a particularly impressive euphemism or observation to begin with, but to see it used *constantly* in place of ‘gay’ is just… ugh.

Just say he looks like a faggot, like I would.

A new show? No thanks. She has a STRONG jaw. She is no spring chicken. I still astonished that Nicole Richie has been married for so long. I give this one less than 5 years. I hear you, R4 but I think they BOTH look gay.

Yeah, I look at him and imagine there's a tray of Toll House coming out of the oven.

She loves greasy dirtbags. No way this will last.

Paris in Love? They missed out on "Reum in Paris."

Bitch is 40???

Damn, that took a long time. 🤯.

He does look gay.

The dress is stunning, though. Beautiful.

I am shocked Paris got married. She has never wanted a family. Maybe she was peer pressured into it by her mother and sister. I liked Paris being independent and not following society norms. I got serious butch vibes from her in her documentary. I wouldn't be surprised if this is a lavender marriage or whatever it's called when a lesbian has a marriage of convenience. She's richer than everyone in the family except Nicky, so she's not doing it for the money.

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He’s definitely a homo. It’s like when Liza and Judy married gay men. The men worship them and the woman must remain the “star.” That’s the “gayest face” man I’ve ever seen.

Honey, he doesn't just smell cookies -He bakes them, ices them, and decorates them to put Martha to shame!

He’s one lucky fag. It would be my dream to be married to Paris. Can you image the lifestyle, including private jet travel to any remote island in the world, and access to the most expensive male escorts on the globe? I’m just wondering what Paris negotiated out of this?

R16 Supposedly he's independently wealthy as well as from a wealthy family (his dad, Bob Reum, was president, chairman, and CEO of Amsted Industries, which is one of the largest private enterprises in the U.S.) so he could do that without having to deal with a wife, surely? So I'm thinking that if he is gay, he's either a famewhore who wants the attention and status or he's a closet case who wants to keep up appearances of being straight.

"He stole my goddamn cookies!"

Paris always struck me as either asexual or a lesbian.

She was engaged to the hottie Chris Zylka who also seems gay, their engagement was broken off. She also was linked with the model Jordan Barrett who turned out to be gay and recently got married to his husband. Paris barely seemed interesting in Rick Salomon in that sex tape despite his cute face and big dick. A true slut would have fucked that stud's brains out.

Remember the 'fappening'? They got pics of her nude while kissing a woman. I'm not sure who the woman is though.

I had no idea Paris Hilton was still around but I saw a commercial for this mess yesterday and purses were flying every time this guy spoke

I will be honest when she was popular I thought she looked really ugly. The bad spray tan, wonky eye, huge nose, boyishly thin body and awful fake hair extensions. But she looks so much better in recent photos and videos. She got good cosmetic surgery and a way better stylist, she looks really nice now.

She’s more drag queen type woman. She loves the way he appears to adore her in public. They could be asexual? Or priority in relationship isn’t sexual, which is okay. Sometimes it’s money, attention, power, security. My sister would only date less attractive men, in her opinion, than her...her reason: chances he”lol cheat or leave are slimmer if he feels he is “lucky” to be with her. This makes her avoid dreaded abandonment, she feels safer, and power position in the relationship. So what do you need to be happy? For some it’s not being alone.

That makes sense. Paris is a narcissist, she loves being adored and the center of attention. Sex is just a means to an end. Gay men really do seem to worship her. The only Paris stans I ever see are gays. Straight women are more into the KarJenners or Hadids.

Amazing all the publicity she's getting. Just like when the Post photographed her dancing on tables in New York at 17. She always reminded me of a welfare queen with money.

R23 she looks the same to me. Not very attractive, sorry, but maybe that’s because she seems so shallow and mean to me. Does anyone remember when she was caught on video talking to some black fan or admirer? They seemed really nice and almost worshipful. As soon as they left she was snickering and calling them a dumb N-word. That is real ugliness. So I’m biased, Someone like that could never be attractive no matter how good they look in my eyes.

R28 I am actually surprised Paris never got cancelled.

Actually I know his brother -- a reply nice guy who started a few companies as a serial entrepreneur. As far as I know, both guys are totally straight.

DL-ers seem to know everyone or someone who does.

Yeah R28, here she is on video saying the N-word and the F-word.

Paris Hilton is an abhorrent, disgraceful person and I think she’s a dyke. There are photos of her making out with Lindsey Lohan, and reliable reports of her going down on lots of different women. She only got married because of familial pressure, and it’s very likely her husband is in the same situation.

Paris had a relationship with Britney and Lindsey was jealous.

She took out her blue doll eyes contacts for the occasion.

She did blackface on Simple Life, I saw a recording of her buying her own sex tape in store, heard her Making fun of two black men who politely requested she models for their clothing line sweet to their faces and afterwords the dumb N-word and laughing. Reports of every anti-and offensive thing regarding Mexicans, poor people, public school attendees, skin color, and gay men. Just a vile person.

Rumors of Paris’ lesbianism/bisexuality are nothing new and have been circulating since before this 2006 gossip.

Tried to locate the original video, but not on internet, but did read online article that documented Paris’ racist history, and it had footage of her laughing and said “ I love it...I get fucked in the butt for coke .” It appears to be excerpt from the dancing and long and boring video. She did appear high, but still.

Brandon Davis cut ties with Paris because of her racism.

Nicole Richie is part black and identifies as a black because she was raised by Lionel Richie and his first wife. I wonder why she hung out with Paris's racist ass. They clearly aren't friends anymore and I do wonder if they ever were. Maybe it was just faked for The Simple Life.

CDAN blind gossip item claims Paris only got married for a show she's filming: "This former A+ list reality star turned hated celebrity who would have been permanently canceled if insults she previously hurled were revealed today only got married because of the show she is filming. Check back in next year and see if they are still together. Paris Hilton/Carter/Reum/"Paris In Love"

I thought Nicoles parents were Latinos?

Her real father was a musician with the Commodores who had drug/alcohol problems.

Que no?

I heard her parent, musician that played with Commodores at one time was a member of Sheila E’s family...is that Escobar family?

On simple life Nicole was a mean girl too. Disrespectful and rude to everyone, very self entered,...I’m an entitled brat isn’t it cute thing. Um, no it’s not cute.

Um question, on DL do I have to explain self entered was autocorrect and not some sexual practice?

Its called a reverse fag hag....he probably idolizes her because of her past thinking shes fierce, and she wanted to get married but no decent straight man would have her because of her baggage and reputation.

True, I don’t know why I’m thinking reverse cowgirl now...is that involved in this scenario or is this sexless zone.

I’m jaded, but the chance of a real relationship working out Long term is pretty slim. It makes good business sense for both of them to run this little scam. In the celebrity world, romance, marriages, babies, break ups and divorces make money

Are his family strong republicans? Is that why he is thought to be closeted?

OMG HIEEEEEEE ARE THOSE SNICKERDOODLES?

I'm watching the first episode of Paris in Love right now and had to pause it immediately to Google "Paris Hilton's husband is gay" after seeing Carter for two seconds. That's how I landed on this thread! This bitch is G-A-Y! And he uses the word "stunning" constantly. Gurl! Not only does he break my gaydar, he has creepy vibes to boot.

If he is gay, at least he can wear her size eleven gunboats. Cunt has massive feet.

Paris is probably not a horny gal and just thought it was time to tie her first knot. She chose a willing and attractive gay friends and said "hey kids, let's put on a show!" I doubt she is under any delusions.

She's garbage. You can pinpoint the escalation of the fall of society to her popularity. She literally killed her pets. Just stuck them in cages to starve to death

Paris has fucked all of the eligible heterosexual men in her social circle. And probably given half of them herpes. She’s a walking racist herpes blister.

I can’t believe she still talks in that baby voice at age 40.

She's either bisexual, a lesbian or asexual. She has no chemistry with men. While she had tons of chemistry with Nicole Ritchie and Britney Spears who I feel are both bi.

Do you really want to be the guy who marries the girl who fucked half of LA in the early aughts?

I like the demure bridal picture with her veil. LMBO

She could bag any stud and decided on this guy? He looks like standard-issue lawyer/ douchebag.

She really couldn't bag any stud. Her baggage includes infamy, racism, drugs and herpes. She's also boring. In 20 different yet still boring as hell ways

He's only worth an estimated $40mm - a paltry amount for that crowd.

Reum's father seems to be worth a LOT more.

This has all the hallmarks of a convenience marriage to raise both of their profiles. He has a daughter, so bearding doesn't seem to be necessary at this stage.

If he looks gay, that means she's a lez. It's simple math.

He has no TV presence whatsoever and they have zero chemistry as a couple. Either Paris is completely dumb and blind or she thinks we're stupid.

R54 she uses that baby voice to conceal her real lesbo/husky/raspy voice

Not only does she still speak in babytalk, she skips around like a little girl too. It's actually disturbing.

She makes disparaging remarks about gay men and then she marries one.

I wonder whether Nicky is utterly embarrassed of having her sister in the company of her Rothschild husband's family and friends (she married a grandson of the 3rd Baron Rothschild.

I suppose it's no worse than having Aunt Kim or Aunt Kyle Richards as family members.

Can you even imagine The Real Housewives of Rothschild.

I tried watching her shitty "cooking" show, but it wasn't even good as camp.

[quote]I tried watching her shitty "cooking" show, but it wasn't even good as camp.

What she and her people fail to understand is that people enjoyed laughing AT her, not WITH her.

People reveled in the entitlement, lack of awareness, and outright stupidity of this so-called heiress. It made poor people feel superior to someone who seemed to have so much. THAT is why she was so popular. Sure, there were people who emulated her, but those people were simply ignorant of the cause-and-effect relationship between her celebrity and her stupid.

R68 Yes. Reality TV of the early 2000s was trashy fun about narcissistic personalities being humiliated. It replaced soap operas in providing a way for the common people to laugh at the rich. The Simple Life, Surreal Life, America's Next Top Model, Real World/Road Rules Challenge, Survivor, those dating and game shows around Z-list celebrities, Next, Room Raiders and etc. Nobody took that shit seriously. Paris now trying to be this feminist icon and victim and also not growing up is now annoying and creepy. We moved past that degeneracy. She hasn't.

Old hookers shouldn't wear white at their weddings. Scarlet is more appropriate.

Chris Zylka would have been more believable.

Another November 2021 bump thread.

R22 WHOA! The trailer to Paris in Love shows off the gayness of both, but Reum is positively floating everywhere. He's got jazz hands for days. Paris sometimes slips into her natural voice and it's low and has vocal fry. At one point she cries and says she doesn't want to be alone--I wonder if that's her actually being authentic for once and knowing her homophobic Big Kathy family won't let her just be out and proud.

Remember Kyle Richards' complete freakout when she thought Denise Richards had sex with another woman? She really overdid the disgust for no reason. That family is anti-lesbian and probably only barely tolerates gay men in makeup/hair roles.

[quote]I wonder whether Nicky is utterly embarrassed of having her sister in the company of her Rothschild husband's family and friends (she married a grandson of the 3rd Baron Rothschild.

Umm...Nicky is just as foul-mouthed and vile as Paris in R32's video. Their parents should be ashamed of themselves.

Stanky bitch! Self loathing lickalottapus ! 💋 💩

[quote]I wonder whether Nicky is utterly embarrassed of having her sister in the company of her Rothschild husband's family and friends (she married a grandson of the 3rd Baron Rothschild.

[quote]Umm...Nicky is just as foul-mouthed and vile as Paris in [R32]'s video. Their parents should be ashamed of themselves.

I agree that they're both awful. However, if you see Nicky now, she seems to have learned how to comport herself better when she has to. Paris continues to be the same embarrassment she ever was. Nicky may still be just as disgusting in private, but at least she seems to be in better control and have an on/off-switch.

Oh I definitely agree Nicky seems to be way more mature than Paris. She carries herself well (in public). It's an amazing juxtaposition to her stunted older sister. Whatever happened to their little meth-addicted brother, btw?

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